metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

oknope:

procrastination is my only talent

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

(Source: mihtrandir)

somnifik:

CEO of disappointment

angrybrownbabe:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

this program is called ‘too cute’ and it’s the most joyous fucking thing ever

(Source: yousaytheydontcare)